Human history is rife with brilliant moments of scientific insight, groundbreaking discoveries and technological innovation. Among those innovations include fire, the bow and arrow, moveable type, the internal combustion engine, alternating current, transistors and hot pockets (yes, even that last one). But one invention that hasn’t quite reached its full potential is the robotic blowjob.
A robotic blowjob machine, or oral sex robot, is an electronic device that uses a computer algorithm to give you a realistic feeling of getting sucked up and down by another person. While the idea of having a hands-free blowjob might be appealing, these devices aren’t exactly easy to use. Not to mention, they can be a bit bulky and require a power source. Plus, you’ll still need some sort of lubrication to get the most out of them.
Luckily, the 21st century has brought us some pretty kick-ass advancements that make robotic blowjobs more accessible than ever. In fact, it’s now possible to get a hands-free, robotic blowjob from a variety of makers and models. Some are designed to stay put and some are designed to bob up and down, like a real person. But all of them are sure to give you a realistic feeling of being sucked by another person, and they’re sure to leave you wanting more.
For those of you looking for a hands-free blowjob, there’s the Vedo Hummer 2. This one is a little more bulky than some of the others on this list and requires a power outlet. However, it’s also made from medical grade materials and has a smooth, soft silicone sleeve that feels great against your skin. Plus, it’s easier to clean than some other machines on this list.
Another good option is the Kiiroo Keon and Onyx+. These two are a little more compact and don’t require any electricity. Plus, they’re able to get really close to the tip of your penis and can provide some amazing sensations.
But perhaps the most impressive model is the Autoblow AI+. This crowdfunded male sex robot is the latest in a line of devices created by Brian Sloan. He’s a former lawyer who decided to change careers and dedicate his life to the development of masturbation technology. He has now added a ‘blowjob library’ to the AI+, which lets you download new scripts to change up how your dick is sucked. It’s available now for pre-order on Indiegogo for a whopping PS245. That’ll get you a bobbing, sucking droid that can be dressed up to look like someone from your office.
