With technology automating everything from infrastructure production processes to meeting people on dating sites, it was only a matter of time before someone created a robot that could suck your penis like a motherfucker. Enter the robotic blowjob, a sex machine that’s designed to feel just like a real woman doing it to you.
There are a lot of different options out there, from small and compact (the Autoblow 2 looks almost like a thermos with a mouth on top) to more powerful but still discreet (like the MySexDroid, which you can hide inside your penis). Regardless of which one you choose, it’s important to find the right sex toy for you and the situation. It’s also important to use the right kind of lube, and there are some specific types that are more compatible with certain devices.
The best lube for blowjob robots is water-based, as oil-based lubes can damage the soft plastic material that lines many of these toys. Also, make sure to clean your sex toy immediately after each use, so it’s not sitting around getting dirty and sticky. You can also purchase a special cleaner to get into those hard-to-reach places.
Some people may see a blowjob robot as a threat, but others will find it to be a blessing in disguise. For example, it would be perfect for a horny guy who can’t give himself good oral sex. It would also be great for guys who don’t have kinky GFs willing to experiment with sex toys together. And it would be a nice gift for those ladies who don’t feel comfortable giving their man a proper BJ every time.
It’s a little bit weird to think that there might be a time when men actually shun human contact and instead opt for sex with robots. But the idea hasn’t exactly been unheard of, and this year we’ve already seen businessman Bradley Charvet cause some tabloid commotion with his plan to open a fellatio cafe in London that uses robot escorts.
While the sex robot brothel hasn’t yet made it to fruition, this year will also see the release of a new oral sex robot called the Service Droid. This bobbing sucking droid starts at just PS245 on Indiegogo and is promised to feel just like a woman’s lips in the mouth.
Scientists who worked on the device have analysed almost six days worth of porn to learn the real-life movements that occur during fellatio. They’ve then used this data to create a male-friendly model which can be customised to suit your tastes. They claim that the robot can even mimic different mouth positions and angles, and can be quiet enough to avoid waking up other people in your house. This could be the first step towards a world where you never have to leave your bed again. Watch this space, cadets!
